How about a jokes page, I'll start!

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Looks like my home. :lol:
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Kip wrote:Looks like my home.
:dielaughing: Mine too .
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^^^^:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Fantastic :thumbup:
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The actor and the cannon

An out of work British actor went to an agency and asked if they had a job. The agent told him he had a small walk on part in a mediaeval production on Broadway, and needed a very British voice for a one line part.

The line was “Hark, I hear the cannon roar!“.

The actor delivered his line in the style of Olivier, Gielgud, Rickman, Burton and many other great British luvvies, and the agent was impressed. He gave him a first class ticket to JFK and vouchers for accommodation at the Waldorf.

All the way over, the actor was muttering his line under his breath, determined to get it right. Arriving at the theatre shortly before curtain up, he was dressed and made up, still practising his line for all he was worth.

Stage manager: You’re on in 10 seconds, buddy!

Actor: Hark, I hear the cannon roar!

Stage manager: 5 seconds!

Actor: Hark, I hear the cannon roar!

Stage manager: You’re on!

Enter actor, stage left.

Sound effect, deafening cannon.

Actor: WHAT THE F*CK WAS THAT?!
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