How about a jokes page, I'll start!

Here you can post stuff that is not related to Christopher Ward
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A skeleton walks into a bar and says "can I have a pint please and a mop" 😂
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Following a thread about weight loss, I have just started the Whisky diet.

I lost 2 days last week. Boom boom. :D
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A man walks into a bar, he came too the next day
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This is very un-PC, but actually true.

You have 5 items.....

A washing machine, a refrigerator, a woman, a television and a freezer

What is the odd one out and why?
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