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Received a letter today from the NHS. Now I’ve reached a certain age they are sending me a bowel cancer screening kit :shock: I will receive the kit within two weeks, instructions are included :thumbup: I have no idea what this entails.
Now don’t get me wrong I’m up for this but as I live alone I hope it’s not a two person job, if it is one of the girls at work is in for a shock when I post the daily jobs to do rotor :lol:
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It’s a one person ‘job’... :lol:
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PM sent, Richard. If you can do a Lateral Flow test you can do this.
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Thanks Steve :thumbup:
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I'll just leave these here

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missF wrote: Sat Sep 18, 2021 5:40 pm It’s a one person ‘job’... :lol:
Saved you a trip to Lincolnshire, Lindsay :lol:
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Bungle-ator wrote: Sat Sep 18, 2021 6:05 pm I'll just leave these here

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:shock: :shock: :shock: that’s not helpful :lol:
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Definitely one person but is quite tricky to take a sample - at least the NHS Scotland one is - but a newspaper worked for me :D
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To read Neil or......?? :lol:
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Most newspapers come preloaded with ****. Job done.
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I read it first to psych myself up for the job(bie) in hand.... :wink:
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Cheers all, wasn’t overly worried but the information I’ve received has put my mind at rest about the procedure :thumbup:
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One up the bum and no harm done!
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Don’t forget to wash your hands.
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Should be a straightforward jobbie.
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