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I am here to offer advice on your problems... i am not an expert.... and will no doubt give very poor advice that should not be taken... Fire away :D

Do not expect a prompt reply I am not being paid for this service
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FFS where do I begin, it will be bigger than war and peace, I’ll start making some notes.....I’ll be back :lol: :escape:
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Does my girlfriends bum look big in those jeans?

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Perfect timing, I was thinking today that I need a new job. Given that my experience is in jobs I don't want (previously in an office and currently a CNC operator/setter) what do you suggest? I have brains and am physically strong/healthy, something that uses both would be great.
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This is a brilliant thread! :clap: :clap: :clap:
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If I had to make a suit purely out of breakfast cereal, which cereal would be best for the job?

I'm thinking Shreddies.
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Can you explain the Big Bang Theory to me James please.

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sproughton wrote: Wed Jun 09, 2021 7:39 pm If I had to make a suit purely out of breakfast cereal, which cereal would be best for the job?

I'm thinking Shreddies.
Aren't they used for underwear :!: :?:
:oops: :lol:
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Here's a few i put in my questions for James O'Brien notes.

When does a badge become a brooch ?
Why does milk taste different when drank from a China cup or ceramic mug ?

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StrapMeister wrote: Wed Jun 09, 2021 7:47 pm
sproughton wrote: Wed Jun 09, 2021 7:39 pm If I had to make a suit purely out of breakfast cereal, which cereal would be best for the job?

I'm thinking Shreddies.
Aren't they used for underwear :!: :?:
:oops: :lol:
Finished off with a Kipper Tie.

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magicman wrote: Wed Jun 09, 2021 7:54 pm
StrapMeister wrote: Wed Jun 09, 2021 7:47 pm
sproughton wrote: Wed Jun 09, 2021 7:39 pm If I had to make a suit purely out of breakfast cereal, which cereal would be best for the job?

I'm thinking Shreddies.
Aren't they used for underwear :!: :?:
:oops: :lol:
Finished off with a Kipper Tie.

Regards Steve
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C’mon Chaps, I’m compiling a serious list here and you are talking about shreddies, bell bottoms and kippers :lol:
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If dog farts after eating chili (dog + chili = fart), can I get chili by taking away the dog from the fart (fart - dog = chili)? :?
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I had a question about betting, but found the answer online....

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Hi Jimbo, my knee hurts a bit today. Why? TIA