Mini Bix would be good and if you mixed flavours have an "interesting" look. Once it has got wet however it will stick like S£&T and never break....so consider it as body armoursproughton wrote: ↑Wed Jun 09, 2021 7:39 pm If I had to make a suit purely out of breakfast cereal, which cereal would be best for the job?
I'm thinking Shreddies.
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When it is not Military or emergency services
One should never drink from either... only from a glass... Crystal is best (Keep standards up man come on)
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It's about silly Yanks making poor jokes with canned laughter.... I rarely laugh, and that girls voice wants me want to listen to nails being pulled down a blackboard
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Hop on the other until it is better. Or better still don't do what is causing it to hurt
Or Man up. Don't be a big girls blouse
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No You are sane. Put it up for sale. Someone is likely to pay enough money for it to buy you a shed load of watches.Bungle-ator wrote: ↑Wed Jun 09, 2021 8:39 pm Dear Jimbo,
If a 42 year old man drew the following picture (entitled Panicky Forest Fire) and suggested it be used as a mural instead of a tranquil beach scene would this suggest sociopathic tendencies?
Ps. Mr Potato Head is not present in this picture. You'll find it's a much better resemblance of the dude from Munch's The Scream painting
Keep it up
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Gotcha James.
Thanks.
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Why do my cycling socks have an L on one and an R on the other even though they are exactly (and I mean exactly) the same?
Following on from that will I go slower if I put them on the wrong foot?
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Following on from that will I go slower if I put them on the wrong foot?
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When I put on my boating socks, red for port, green for starboard. Why does everyone say I have them the wrong way round? They look right when I look at them!
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Nice, I'd never have thought of that!jimbo wrote: ↑Thu Jun 10, 2021 10:33 amStart your own Fencing and gate business. You only need a van (flat bed) chain saw, level (1M), a couple of spades, and plenty of upper body strength. A good eye for a straight line helps. There is plenty of work out theresuicidal_orange wrote: ↑Wed Jun 09, 2021 6:49 pm Perfect timing, I was thinking today that I need a new job. Given that my experience is in jobs I don't want (previously in an office and currently a CNC operator/setter) what do you suggest? I have brains and am physically strong/healthy, something that uses both would be great.
Work is allegedly going to improve but I'll keep this suggestion in mind if it doesn't
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One should always pass the port to the left, your landlubber friends will never "get it"
I suggest keel hauling them... no one likes smart arses
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I teach driving for a living in my experience most don't have a clue about left and rights.... You may as well wear them inside out for the good it does. Or wear your other half's stockings, it would provide an eye full for motorists as they pass you.
Stay safe on the roads, don't drink and ride
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1. It doesn't it's your mind playing with youKansas City Milkman wrote: ↑Wed Jun 09, 2021 8:40 pm I'm really glad you're here actually. I do have some nagging questions you'll be able to answer (inc previous q)
1) why does my knee hurt today?
2) who invented marzipan and why did they bother?
3) why are Coldplay and Ed Shearan on the radio (both leave me cold)
4) why do olives taste like earwax?
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2. Who ever it was should have been thrown into the Tiber with a rat and a monkey in a sack back in the Roman days
3. May I suggest listening to test match special where you will hear neither, The standard of cricket however will leave you frozen
4. Try not trying ear wax when you are sober, when drunk it tastes like nectar (ear wax that is) Olives taste vile whatever state of drunkenness you are in
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What a legend you are Jimbo. I genuinely thought you started this car crash of a thread so you could sit back and watch it burn. I salute you though as you're the real deal!
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Thank you Jimbo, I thought I was the only person who doesn't like Olives (nor marzipan come to that)!Olives taste vile whatever state of drunkenness you are in
I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left